You’ve talked about your “anti-wussification” campaign for Texas. What does that involve?
Making it okay to say “Merry Christmas.” Making it okay to smoke where
you want to. Bringing back the Ten Commandments. I may have to change
their name to the Ten Suggestions. I want to bring them back to the
public schools. They were taken out not because of church and state,
but because of political correctness. Some atheist came up and said he
didn’t like the Ten Commandments. We all know what happens when an
atheist dies. His tombstone reads “All dressed up and no place to go.”
By the way, I’ve written my own epitaph, Mike, which is: “If you can
read this, you’re standing on my head.” It’s a good one, ain’t it?